Convo I just had with my dad
- Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
- Me: uuuhhh....
- Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
- Dad: anything at all?
- Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
- Dad: Sure
- Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
- Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
- Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
- Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
- Me: OMG DAD
Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos
- 1: dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet
- 2: creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character
- 3: exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots
- 4: going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue
- 5: going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics
- 6: play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch
- 7: stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party
- 8: watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time
Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive
i cant fucking believe you guys
yes, Livy. u can have your wedding dress. bUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WEAR CONVERSE
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